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To: rottndog

“Jack Bauer will be sitting down to enjoy a meal in his favorite Italian restaurant ...

Jack Bauer never eats. In 7 years of watching 24, I’ve never seen him eat even an M & M. I don’t think he sleeps either. Doesn’t need water, and thus never sweats. He doesn’t fish, watch TV, paint houses, bake bread, change the batteries in his cellphone or hunt ducks.

And he never runs out of ammo, just like the Lone Ranger who owned a 26 shooter or more.


50 posted on 05/08/2010 5:44:37 AM PDT by sergeantdave
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I don’t think they’ll kill Jack. Sutherland has been reported as saying that he can’t wait to get started on the 24 movie. That isn’t concrete evidence that Jack Bauer will be in the movie, but it is a strong implication. Jack will probably be sent to prison as President Woman President (as Dave Barry refers to her - great blog, BTW! - “Edgar is still dead”) needs to cover for her mistakes.


51 posted on 05/08/2010 7:33:15 AM PDT by jeffc (One Big A$$ Mistake America)
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To: sergeantdave

LOL

No one ever eats on 24!


55 posted on 05/12/2010 9:39:36 AM PDT by Rennes Templar (Illegal immigration is destroying America, look what it's done to the White House)
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