[kenavi]

I’ve been wondering too, did he have wife in Pakistan and a different wife here? I’ve seen it with other Amish.

[donna]

In 30 years, when researchers are browsing FR records, they are going to read the “Amish” jokes and believe it!

[cynwoody]

I’ve been wondering too, did he have wife in Pakistan and a different wife here?

That would be not unlike Zero's father.

[Elsie]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?”

The father responded “Son, I have never seen anything like
this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, “Go get your Mother.”