Posted on 05/04/2010 1:54:06 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Okay, so I’m not sure how Wonkette got a hold of the above image, but apparently it’s a screenshot Faisal Shahzad’s Facebook page. The main suspect in an attempted bombing of Times Square last Saturday night was supposedly a fan of Farmville, enough at least to join the group “Farmville Cows.” If the evidence is accurate, then Shahzad was one of more than 3.5 million people who’ve devoted themselves to the bovines of Farmville, asserting their dominance over the 1.8 million-strong Farmville sheep. And judging from the couple other pages listed — a mayor and a restaurant in Pakistan — Shahzad didn’t care for much else. Yes, you can start making your “Farmville inspires terrorism” jokes now.
Shahzad is accused of buying a used car, loading it up with fuel, fertilizer and explosives and leaving it in New York’s Times Square, where it could have killed lots of people if it hadn’t failed to detonate. Police arrested Shahzad on an airplane in John F. Kennedy Airport, just before taking off for Dubai. U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder said Shahzad has admitted to the bombing attempt. No word on who will harvest Shahzad’s crops while he’s in the slammer
We that explains the goats.
“Shahzad Falsal has married three sheep on their farm. Send him a wedding present!”
he said, “I love ewe”.
He thought it was porn.
Shahzad’s family is apparently from Kashmir.
US OUT OF KASHMIR!
AMRIKA QUIT CASHMERE!
The Occupation has to stop.
Root causes, this was a deprived US citizen, with only an MBA to his name, an old SUV, a foreclosed home, what else could he do but try and get a pop in TimesSquare.
We must understand the root causes and motivations, the degradation to his ego caused by living in America that led to this random act of an almost man made disaster.
Well that explains why the bomb didn’t go off.
He tried to use ‘Farmville’ Fertilizer!
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Oh God no way..I LOVE farmville, but not the cows, the actual game to make a farm..I play it all the time. Thank God this guy never wanted to be my neighbor
The name is reversed. Maybe it is a different person. My guess, an adult with a small child whom the “FarmVille” site enchants.
Those are goats.
I’m thinking, “WTH is ‘Farmville’????”
Yeah, I’ve heard both versions.
But visiting a farm may be a good place to nab some fertilizer.....
I would imagine that his sheep and goats lived in constant fear.
Its a farming game..you create a farm, plant crops(The best is wheat, makes the most cash) the more cash you get and the more points you get, the higher you go and you can buy chickens, sheep and other stuff..its AWESOME!! I got hooked it on after watching the South Park episode mocking facebook..I was like WTH is farmville..then I went on and started playing it
Oh! A farm version of Sim City. Sounds cool...
Yeah its AWESOME..I recommend it if you have facebook..the game is even coming out for the Nintendo DS soon but having it online I think is more fun
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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