Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car
Excerpt:
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (AP) -- The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
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No. I didn't make this up.
Actually this is refreshing news what with all the mohammeds out there. It's nice to see that we have a Jesus in the sea of mohammeds.
And yet:
Jacob, aka Israel, is still the number one name for baby boys born in the US for the eleventh straight year. That's a good thing. It was also my father's name. HIS fater's name was Abraham. I come from good stock.
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POOR LITTLE RICH BOY
GROOMED FOR TERROR
Faisal & bride the happy couple on their wedding day
The admitted Times Square car bomber looks nothing like a bloodthirsty jihadist as he sits beside his doe-eyed bride at their lavish wedding in Pakistan.
Faisal Shahzad and Huma Mian enjoyed a traditional ceremony with trappings fit for royalty when they got hitched in 2004.
Gussied up in a form-fitting gharara dress and wrapped in gold, the beautiful bride gives the camera a sultry look as Shahzad, then just 24, allows a slight, joyful grin below his mustache.
The picture from the couple's wedding in the militant hub of Peshawar was posted on MySpace by Huma's younger brother, Taufeeq Mian, and hints at the privileged life Shahzad had ahead of him before stumbling financially and embracing jihad.
LAVISH: Admitted Times Square bomb plotter Faisal Shahzad smiles beside his beaming, luxuriously adorned bride, Huma Mian, at their 2004 wedding in Peshawar, Pakistan.
Although the wedding was arranged as per Pakistani custom, both came from modern families. She is the Colorado-born daughter of a globetrotting energy executive; he is the son of a high-ranking Pakistani air force officer.
"[Shahzad] was a jovial type, very active and playful. But after his marriage, he began to change. He grew a beard, and grew quieter and withdrawn," said Faiz Ahmad, a neighbor of Shahzad's father, Bahar Ul Haq, outside Peshawar.
Ul Haq himself was caught in his terrorist son's troubles yesterday. He was grilled by US and Pakistani investigators, but not arrested.
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And she booted him. No wonder the "poor guy" was depressed./sarc
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And finally, Thought for Food:
WHAT did muhumbug really look like? And how would anyone know if someone actually drew him or not if nobody knows what he looked like including the muslims?
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