Bono: Without Bill Clinton 'Universe Just Wouldn't Be As Friendly To Humans'

News Busters ^ | 4/30/10 | Noel Sheppherd

[pissant]

On Thursday, Time magazine published a love letter from activist and musician Bono to former President Bill Clinton.

"There are professors who pretend to be populists and populists who pretend to be professors," the U2 lead-singer began his piece in the Heroes section of the 2010 Time 100 list.

"But there have never been a head and heart so perfectly matched as the pair within William Jefferson Clinton," he continued.

What followed was even more sick-making (h/t NBer Rusty Weiss):

[WayneS]

I think his wraparound sunglasses must be squeezing his head a bit too tight.

[Kozak]

The Worlds Biggest Turd

[Liberty Valance]

John Hiatt had it about right ...
http://www.johnhiatt.com/LittleHeadLyrics.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vQB90iblug

[WayneS]

MORE revolting, even, than today’s eel/rectum story or the recently posted grandmother/grandson “love” story?

[j.argese]

What a tool!

[SMARTY]

MAN CRUSH

[duckworth]

They must give rock stars some sort of drugs or something. Here’s another musical jackass braying this week: http://www.breitbart.tv/sting-were-asking-for-government/

[MrB]

He doesn’t HOLD the record,

he IS the record...

[LottieDah]

The look like they are dancing to their favorite song...”My Bro-mance”.

[CaptainK]

Was there a law that said Bush had to address Bono’s concerns?
He should have told the Lear Jet liberal to pound sand.

[SonOfDarkSkies]

Here's another you were probably thinking about;-)...

Without Bill Clinton Obama 'Universe Just Wouldn't Be As Friendly Consumed With Hatred Toward Humans Whitey'

[HighlyOpinionated]

Degenerates tend to hang together.

[Clinton’s hangin’ hopin’ for a turn at some of Bono’s groupies.]

Oh, was that Ugly? Nope, truthful.

[ObamaMustGo2012]

I think Bono has been smokin’ too much bono.

[pissant]

Wasn’t Bush’s treasury secretary O’Neill following Bono around like a star struck groupie slut?

[beaversmom]

Do you think Bono’s going to work hard to cancel our debt in a few years when we are all scavenging out of garbage cans?

[Farmer Dean]

Sounds like Bono has been listening to too much Tom Bell.

[Oldpuppymax]

Oh good God, pass the Pepto Bismol.

[twister881]

"Hey Bono, got a light...or a clue?"

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Get a room. Sheesh.

[mikrofon]

True, Bill’s brains are located close to his “matched pair”...