[Tijeras_Slim]

If I was searching for my authentic self, I doubt I’d look for it in some skank’s cooter.

But that’s just me.

[ZX12R]

If I was searching for my authentic self, I doubt I’d look for it in some skank’s cooter.

LOL!!!! Just, damn.

[Dr. Ursus]

I guess she couldn’t hook-up with any NBA players?

[Lurker]

Apparently it’s located just below his belt buckle.

[swain_forkbeard]

“If I was searching for my authentic self, I doubt I’d look for it in some skank’s cooter.”

You’re not John Edwards.

[latina4dubya]

He wanted help – he wanted to be more authentic and live a life of truth

i guess she doesn't realize how ridiculous that sounds...

[kennedy]

But that’s just me.

But then you're not John Edwards.

That may have been the first place John Edwards would look.

[EEDUDE]

“If I was searching for my authentic self, I doubt I’d look for it in some skank’s cooter.”

LOL!

Yep. That’s looking for one’s authentic self in all the wrong places.

PS: I wonder if there’s a country song in that last line?

[woofie]

If I was searching for my authentic self, I doubt I’d look for it in some skank’s cooter.

I believe I lost MY authentic self in the exact same place

[Impy]

If I was searching for my authentic self, I doubt I’d look for it in some skank’s cooter.

But that’s just me.

:-D

[PLMerite]

“If I was searching for my authentic self, I doubt I’d look for it in some skank’s cooter.”

It could make an interesting pick-up line though...