[Political Junkie Too]

What those commenting at the link keep repeating is that the guy didn’t do any real damage...

Can I use that one?

Yes, your Honor, I was speeding, but I didn't do any damage, so it shouldn't matter, right?

-PJ

[mvpel]

Yes, your Honor, I was speeding, but I didn't do any damage, so it shouldn't matter, right?

If an element of the crime of "speeding" is "doing damage," and you didn't do any damage, then you weren't "speeding" under the law.