(1) No photos with candidates.
(2) Don’t stand too close to candidates at rallies.
(3) Do not mention Democrat and the candidate's name in the same sentence.
(4) Do not mention healthcare and if you have a cold or a cough, stay in the WH.
(5) Under no circumstances will rally entertainers sing or play, "Chicago, Chicago, that Toddlin' Town."
(6) Do not request foods that are served with hot sauce.
(7) All contributions from the DNC will be returned unopened.