[bigbob]

Just when you thought you'd heard it all...

[Oldpuppymax]

The comments on THIS one should be better than the story.

[passionfruit]

What would possess a middle aged woman to do such a thing?

[mlocher]

Why are visions of darts in Young Frankenstein coming to mind?

[allmendream]

When I returned from Peru doing anti-narco operations for the USAF, I got some cool schwag.

Among the things I got were a few working Peruvian native blow guns. I gave one to my brother and then (I should have, by then, known better) turned by back on my brother to show his wife the cool bloodwood jar I was giving her when....

“TWAP!” blowgun dart in my butt!

My brother's eyes went wide! “IT WORKS! TOO COOL!” he said.

“Of course it works!” I replied “And it has treefrog venom on it and I only have five minutes to live!”

“REALLY? TOO COOL!” he exclaimed.

“No, not really. But thanks for the dart in the butt.”

“Where do I get a tree frog?” he wondered.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Kinda funny. Too bad she blew it and got caught!

[Obadiah]

Another heavily Dem area heard from...again.

[Mac from Cleveland]

She's baaaaack!

[Jack Hydrazine]

Maybe she never won an argument in her life so she decided to try and make a point in this manner.

[ApplegateRanch]

1 of the victims reported she saw the dart shot from a pipe sticking out the window of a black minivan. Police pulled the vehicle over at 9:30 p.m. and found a blow gun, a slingshot and a bucket of rocks inside.

That may be an accurate description of her, but her attorney may convince her to sue for liable. *<];-')