I'm going to take a wild guess and say it was the distance between your legs that landed you in this fix in the first place.
There are no words.
I agree. This woman should have kept her legs closed to begin with. At 37 I can only guess that she must be a perfect poster girl for pOs and his idiots for a recipient of the great healthcare system. I won’t say anything else either for fear of being called a racist (who cares).