[GonzoGOP]

Sorry, the Gia cultists will say the earth is simply trying to purge itself of the human parasites.

The main flaw of the greens is treating the Earth like a living thing. The Earth is a big ball of molten iron with a thin crust of crud floating on the surface. We live on the crud. A crud covered iron ball doesn't have emotions. A crud covered iron ball doesn't worry about the stuff living on the crud. A crud covered iron ball cannot be angered or appeased. It just orbits around another big ball of fusing helium nuclei (that also doesn't give a rat's rear end about us) and occasionally has an earthquake or volcano to let out a little heat.

[unkus]

You’re right. But, I was explaining how the Earth worshipers think. You’re just preaching to the choir here, son.

Except one thing: God created this earth and it’s not “crud”.

[garyhope]

I’ve tried to tell my friends this, but will they believe it? But NOooooooooo.