[gwilhelm56]

Mazen Al-Sarsawi...

May the last thing you see, is your wife standing over you.
May the last thing you Hear, is your wife saying, “How do I RELOAD this thing?”

Muslim Clerics prove there is a life form Below POND SCUM!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

I'd change

"May the last thing you Hear, is your wife saying, “How do I RELOAD this thing?”"

to

May the last thing you Hear, is your wife saying, "Good call on the road flare Aisha, it won't go out when I throw it into the gasoline pool..."

But otherwise spot on.

[freeangel]

“Muslim Clerics prove there is a life form Below POND SCUM”

I’m thinking more like pig poop in an effort to really offen him/them.