If Your Wife Bothers You – Beat Her with the Rod (Egyptian Cleric)

Middle East Media Research Institute ^ | April 18, 2010

[DTogo]

If Your Wife Bothers You – Beat Her with the Rod

I sense a double entendre, and might agree with the Cleric. Laz?

[seemoAR]

One of my wife’s first cousins married an exchange student from Iraq. He has become a citizen and they have 4 grown kids. The kids seem to be totally Americanized. The oldest girl (a raving beauty) has been married 3 times.

I wonder if these animals use food tasters if they eat their wife’s cooking. ;0)

[Joe Boucher]

Jail homosexuals and cane the little womans rear end.
There are af few things ya can go along with moosies on.

[scoobysnak71]

Damned Arab women. Always trying to think for themselves.

[Finatic]

and a “gooney goo-goo” to you!

[Bringbackthedraft]

“they would throw the boy into the desert and let him grow up there, and they would not hear from him for three or four years. When he would return, he would be self-sufficient,”............................. Wow! WTH is in the desert? What a putz, its no longer 700, its 2010. Women have brains, sometimes more superior than men. As far as I am concerned, the Mullahs lost their masculinity years ago, maybe that’s why they are so paranoid about women acting on their own. BTW, not all Iranian men are like that, most only have one wife and live as we do.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Arabs are sooooo... tough, with women and people they can push around. When someone stands up to them they are like the Paris street urchins yelling, "You hit me!, you hit me!"

[scoobysnak71]

>”Arabs are sooooo... tough, with women”

Ya, I can see how an “attitude adjustment” was exactly what she needed.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

And the son of bitch doesn’t even feel any shame about what he did.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Aren't the "early days" of Islam identical to the current days of Islam, i.e., barbarism, slavery, pillage, murder, destruction, etc.?

As an old tagline of mine read, "mohammedism, bringing you only the best of the 6th century for over 1400 years."

They aren't called mohammderthals for nothing.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

I'd change

"May the last thing you Hear, is your wife saying, “How do I RELOAD this thing?”"

to

May the last thing you Hear, is your wife saying, "Good call on the road flare Aisha, it won't go out when I throw it into the gasoline pool..."

But otherwise spot on.

[rawcatslyentist]

You might want to take target practice. Those 6 year old child brides can really dodge a swing!

[freeangel]

“Muslim Clerics prove there is a life form Below POND SCUM”

I’m thinking more like pig poop in an effort to really offen him/them.

[petenmi]

To Loyalist

You said, “ If I tried to beat my wife with “the rod”...

...her daddy and two brothers would shoot me me with “the shotgun”.

But in Islam, “If I tried to beat my wife with “the rod”...

...her daddy and two brothers would hold her down...”

[susannah59]

If I tried to beat my wife with “the rod”...

...her daddy and two brothers would shoot me me with “the shotgun”.

I have my own shotgun, thankyouverymuch.

Like the other poster's wife, better kill me with the first lick. Otherwise, as Paul Harvey used to say, "You can run but you can't hide." And my aim might be a little "off" for the first two or three shots.