Posted on 04/13/2010 4:08:14 PM PDT by bonidee
I woke up this morning to the sound of my alarm clock, which is powered by electricity provided by the public power monopoly that is regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then proceeded to take a shower in clean, drinkable water from the Municipal Water Utility. After that, I watched on of the FCC regulated channels on my TV to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determinded the weather would be like by usinc satellites launced, maintained, designed and built by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking my medication that was deemed safe for me to use by the Food and Drug Administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology, and the US Naval Observatory, I got into my National Highway and Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out on roads built by local, state and federal Departments of Transportation. I stopped and purchased fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.
After work, I drove my NHTSA car back over the DOT roads, to a house which has not burned down in my absence thanks to state and local building codes, as well as the fire marshall's inspection. In the event that it had been set ablaze, I would expect for the fire department to make themselves present and douse the flames. Upon realizing that this hasn't happened, I also noticed that my residence had also not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police fighting crime in my neighborhood.
I then log onto the internet, which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on freerepublic.com and the Fox News Forums about now Socialism in medicine is bad and the government can't do anything right.
Spam post Zot. You dork.
IBTZ
Welcome to FR, troll.
May your chains rest lightly upon you...
Go suck it, troll.
Off this s**t troll.
I second that.
The Obamacare bill has in it a bit that lets GOVERNMENT see what your bank account ahs in it in real time.
Funny, why do they need to know what I have in my account?
And why does the IRS suddenly have health care clout?
**Newbie Troll Alert**
Just joined today? How about that????
“You know what I did today?”
bonidee picked their nose and ate it, that’s what.
While you’re at it, tell us the one about the unions getting us weekends off and the minimum wage. Or how ‘bout the bake sale for the Air Force bumper sticker? IBTZ.
Let's hear it for trolls who can't do anything without being told what to do by the hand it licks.
There was electricity before the Fedgov took it over...there was clean water before the Congress passed the Clean Water Act...I could go on but you’d miss the point. The problem with the Fedgov controlling all these facets of life will only become apparent when they run out of money to provide them...
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
IBTZ?
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