[aruanan]

Obama: Omission of slaves' history 'unacceptable'

Hey, Barry! Did you know that slaves over a lifetime had only about 10% of their production expropriated by the slave master? Economically that's significantly better than what the federal government is doing to the most productive in society now. Maybe once we all become your slaves, you'll let us keep more like your forefathers did their slaves.

[anonsquared]

Great point! As taxpayers, we’re feeling more and more like slaves every day.

In further news, the Virginia governor stated that since the Obama administration was intent on ignoring the Constitution, Virginia was in its legal rights to henceforth ignore the 13th Amendment.