Why did this spontaneously spring to mind?
Posted on 04/08/2010 6:38:39 PM PDT by Nachum
First problem: there's still a magazine called Good Housekeeping.
Magazines and newspapers are dying left and right, the whole publishing industry is imploding, yet Good Housekeeping lives on? It survives not only to give women crucial tips on vacuuming, ironing, or what Febreeze actually is, but to produce a commemorative "125th Anniversary Collector's Issue" graced with the creepiest cover photo of Michelle Obama I've ever seen.
This from Jezebel's Jessica Coen:
The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.
Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way-- why did Good Housekeeping transform her into a waxy, Stepford wife, lips and teeth bossed and glossed, hands clasped primly just under the appropriately wifey headline: "Keeping her marriage close, raising her girls and overcoming her biggest fear."
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They were just trying to cover up the evil oozing out of her brain.
She stuns me when I look at her picture - and not in a good way.
Tuned out right there.
Wish we could photoshop the disaster called the Obamaloon record.
Of course, now we know why he’s paid millions to cover up his past.
We’re probably seeing his best right now.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
The Obama’s
America’s answer to Nicolae and Elena Ceaucescu
Remember those troll dolls?
Michele has a troll face.
They also used a body double (or did some serious airbrushing).
Her upper torso is not that ‘delicate’ and her posture is nothing close to what we see in the picture.
I’m so used to seeing Michelle giving Barry the “snake eye” that I didn’t recognize her. Wish I had that airbrush thingy for my mornings!
No. Stunning in only one way: Butt-ugly!
Red Foxx stated it correctly; "Beauty may be skin-deep. But ugly goes all the way to the bone."
HAHAHAHA!!!
I had to click to see the pic, and I’m howlin! She looks worse than the dolls they’ve been palming off on the market for the past year.
This “authoress” drips SF from start to finish. If you’re looking for a world-wide barfathon, you have to look at the article to get a load of the mug that thinks MrsO is “a stunning woman.”
Hint: Skelator
That can’t be Moosechelle. The linebacker body is missing. That is about as realistic as making Orca Oprah look like a size 8.
Enough about Michelle’s photoshopped face. What about the buttectomy??
I don’t know why they had to butcher that photo. Obama isn’t ugly, she is just a little too far on the equine side for my taste. Still, better to show that than a picture from the wax museum.
Why did this spontaneously spring to mind?
she is so stunning that the insults Muhammed Ali threw at Joe Frazier are more appropriate for her
Mighty Michelle Obama shopping bags available on request.
SMOKING HOT MICHELLE THE REAL MICHELLE!
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