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I had a friend once who gave up a very successful Dental practice to become a Proctologist...said he couldn’t take the thought of spending the rest of his life looking down people’s throats.

There was a protologist who got tired of the grind and decided to start a new career. Settling on being an automobile mechanic, he enrolled in mechanics' school.

On completing the first exam which was to tear down and rebuild an engine, he was surprised to get 150 points on a 100-point exam.

When he asked the instructor how that happened, the instructor said:

I gave you 50 points for disassembling the engine correctly, 50 points for re-assembling the engine correctly, and I threw in a 50-point bonus for doing the whole job through the tailpipe.