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1 posted on 03/30/2010 9:10:17 PM PDT by Stoat
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To: Stoat

Thus rendering the statistic meaningless.


2 posted on 03/30/2010 9:11:19 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Craven spirits wear their master's collars but real men would rather feed the battlefield's vultures)
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To: Stoat

What about straight domestic partner couples? They also may DEEM themselves to be in a relationship equal to marriage.


3 posted on 03/30/2010 9:11:46 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: scripter; DBeers; little jeremiah; wagglebee

No word on those cohabitating with animals....yet.


4 posted on 03/30/2010 9:13:34 PM PDT by Stoat (Sarah Palin 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
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I’m a male. I have a philodendron that I’ve named Madge and a dog named Shithead. Does that count as 3? The plant is from the U.S. and the dog is from Mexico.


6 posted on 03/30/2010 9:16:06 PM PDT by Rembrandt (.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
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To: Stoat

Then I say F*** the census. Obama can use the blanks he gets back for TP


7 posted on 03/30/2010 9:23:10 PM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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Just tell them you’re married to 600,000 wives, and they all live at your house. You can be a congressional district all by yourself.

Our country has gone insane.


8 posted on 03/30/2010 9:27:16 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (TATBO - "Throw All The Bums Out")
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To: Stoat
So can I identify myself and wife as aardvarks and still be counted?
9 posted on 03/30/2010 9:34:55 PM PDT by guitarplayer1953 (Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to GOD! Thomas Jefferson)
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When I go over to DU (yuck) they were always of the persuasion that Bush wanted to become some kind of theological dictator so that he could put all the gays in concentration camps. (The lack of perception of the nature of Christianity on the left has always amazed me.)

My guess is the desire to be counted (”we are ten percent or even more of the population!”) is going to war with their paranoia about being holocausted or some such.


13 posted on 03/30/2010 9:44:15 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: Stoat; potlatch; devolve; PhilDragoo; bitt; Lady Jag

Fake but true.


17 posted on 03/30/2010 10:10:14 PM PDT by ntnychik
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Stoat here says to read the whole article. I humbly admit I haven't yet, it's been a long day. But I promise to read it tomorrow! Sick and insane - it's so far beyond that.

We did the census and said that two people lived here. DIdn't offer any more info. I didn't even look at the papers. If they come here they won't get in because there's a gate and 250 of path to get to the cabin.

20 posted on 03/30/2010 11:02:33 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Asato Ma Sad Gamaya Tamaso Ma Jyotir Gamaya)
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To: Stoat

Do they have a box labeled “White Christian Heterosexual Married”??????


22 posted on 03/31/2010 1:12:56 AM PDT by traditional1 ("Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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“Imagine we had two pillow biters in our town in 2000, but now we had six of them. If we didn’t return the form, we wouldn’t know how many pillow biters we had. If you don’t return the form, we don’t get our fair share of funding for things like gay parades and bath houses.”


24 posted on 03/31/2010 1:40:07 AM PDT by Rastus
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