Kids to boycott prom if they can't 'freak'

UPI ^ | March 25, 2010

[myknowledge]

BRIGHTON, Mich., March 25 (UPI) -- High school students in Brighton, Mich., say they'll boycott a prom because they've been asked to sign contracts against "freaking," a style of dancing.

"We're not trying to have sex on the dance floor. We're just trying to have a good time," senior Josh Partridge said.

Various Detroit-area schools have tried to deal with freaking, in which dancers mimic a sex act as they rub against each other, the Detroit News said Thursday.

[myknowledge]

This kind of 'dancing' is so outright lewd...

...it leads to premarital sex post-prom...

What do you think?

[Psycho_Bunny]

These kids assume they’ve discovered dry-humping for the first time ever?

[hulagirl]

It’s quite actually simulated sex on the dance floor, believe me, I know this as my daughter’s school dances had it. I say let em boycott it, it’s GAROSS!!!

[doc1019]

Since when do the “kids” control the school?

[KittenClaws]

So boycott the prom children, so what?

[Huskrrrr]

Can’t they just get a room? (kidding).

[jakerobins]

To use an SAT analogy....Freaking is to Dancing as Rap is to Music.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Boycott away. Don’t be getting indecent at the school function.

[patriot08]

Does spooning lead to forking?

[SoldierDad]

Where is it written that these little heathens have a “right” to have a prom???

[Dallas59]

Screwing without taking your clothes off.

[KarenMarie]

So would that make the F in freaking silent, like the C in rap?

[dragnet2]

Kids to boycott prom if they can't 'freak'

Now this is a *big* issue.

[Dallas59]

Can’t even post a video from Youtube because it’s downright nasty.

[Mr. Mojo]

...it leads to premarital sex post-prom...

Well, pre-martital post-prom sex is nothing new. ...even back in the days when the dancing was conservative and cheek to cheek. But yeah, I suppose dry-grinding one's date does makes it more likely.

As far as the kids threatening boycott, I sure hope the school doesn't back down. The hormone-raged idiots will regret it in short order. ...IF they follow through.

[KoRn]

Can’t they just dance and have sex afterward like the kids did when I was in school?

Geez....

[jakerobins]

LOL....Although I wouldn't mind not "dancing" Freak style with some of the babes on Dancing with the Stars...MMMM Edyta....

[blackbart.223]

"Since when do the “kids” control the school?"

Cast your eye on Washington D.C. and get back to me.

[Arthur McGowan]

Good. This way there’s less chance of some girl dumping a baby in the toilet.

[douginthearmy]

Very clever. I like it.