[SmithL]

I don't really care what he does during his time off, just don't expect me to pay for it. They committed fraud and deserve to be behind bars.

[cweese]

"...owner Ivan Stroganov..."

LOL!

[colorado tanker]

Unbelievable. This scumbag rejected a two million dollar workers comp settlement offer on his fraudulent claim, insisting on more before the state figured out what happened. This hog got slaughtered.

[onedoug]

Eating Raoul ping.

"Goddamned swingers!..."

[Kenny Bunk]

Please hold this sort of post for April Fool's Day!

This intrepid public servant was injured in the line of booty, and deserves our every consideration! Would you rather have him and his fair bride, going to wholesome, licensed Sex Clubs, or just Stroganoff? There is also a dastardly racist element to this case, as is obvious.

As a recently out-of-work ACORN attorney, I am offering to take his case against the manufacturer of that faulty condom, which exposed my future client to this terrible risk. (Let's call that Legal Plan 'B,' shall we?) I am however, at the risk of being called niggardly, unwilling to take this case on a pro boner basis.