Posted on 03/19/2010 7:03:39 AM PDT by smokingfrog
Kennewick Police find a burglary suspect with help from the suspect himself. They say a 17 year old boy broke into Bella's Office Furniture on the 7400 block of West Clearwater on Saturday.
He allegedly spent about five hours on the internet while inside the store cruising porn websites. Kennewick Police say it wasn't hard to figure out who the suspect was.
Officer Shirrell Veitenheimer with the Kennewick Police Department said, "He was inside the office building actually logged on to the computer and went on to his own Myspace page. So he was fooling around on his Myspace for several hours so it was pretty obvious who it was."
Police say he also updated his Myspace page, putting items that he planned to steal from the furniture store on the web site for sale. The boy was arrested a few days after the burglary.
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What an idiot, no one uses myspace anymore.
“You can’t fix stupid.” - Ron White
Sounds like my son, Weapons grade stupid.
Public education at its finest.......
Sounds like a perfect candidate for a future Darwin Award.
Infinite stupid. Stupid so pure and dense it collapsed into itself.
Stupid stupid. This type of guy will always do stupid things because he’s just plain stupid. You could tell him ‘don’t log on to internet while you rob a store’ and he would probably stop doing it. But that wouldn’t matter because he would just do something else equally stupid. He will never ever stop doing stupid things because he is stupid.
The Government should do something about this. There is absolutely no minimum mental requirement to be a thief. NONE!
Enriched Stuplonium.
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