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War’s secret weapon is women I hear, can’t he just make his military 100% female?
They’re gonna stack ‘em two high and play “Horses”!
(Any smaller and they won’t be able to get on the rides at Disneyland.)
Malnutrition?
One is freightened. My God if this is what can happen when politicians take over. God Save the Republic.
She is more than 1 foot taller than the required height.
Four feet, six inches??!!!
It’s not just the stunted growth that childhood malnutrition causes, there’s also the mental retardation.
Plus now there are the rumblings that they don’t get fed decent even while they’re IN the army.
I think it’s time to cease playing make-believe. This army couldn’t invade a Wal-Mart parking lot.
I recall that New Yorker article from ‘04 that contended that (given identical diet and lifestyle) ALL the races of humanity would average the same height.
Being short is no sin, but being short on compassion and high on cruelty and arrogance is. Pray for those under him yoke.
“The average height of graduating class of high school has lowered to 134cm(52.8 inch,)”
If my math is correct, that works out to an average height of about 4’5” - more than a foot shorter than the average South Korean male and nearly 8 inches shorter than a typical South Korean female.
Good lord.
Eating a steady diet of grass will stunt ones growth, it would appear.
Gonna need ladders for their fox holes.
"How tall are you, private?"
"Sir, four feet six, sir!"
"Four feet six?!? I didn't know they could stack kimchi that high!!!"
I hereby offer to fight the whole N. Korean army by myself when Great Leader has starved them all so badly that none stand taller than one nanometer in height.
This has happened before on the Korean peninsula.
If you’ve ever seen the massive armor suits worn by ancient Korean warriors you’ll notice most of them were made for men nearer to 6 feet tall for a century or more at the peak of the southern Kingdoms.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/dec/05/northkorea
North Korea is failing to meet growth target
Robin McKie and Angela Saini
The Observer, Sunday 5 December 2004 00.58 GMT
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Sixty years of North Korean communism have had a grim and unexpected impact on its citizens: it has paralysed their growth.
While their cousins in the south have thrived physiologically, thanks to the comforts of capitalism, North Koreans remain as stunted in stature as they were after the Second World War. Adolescents look like children, adults like young teenagers. Nor is the height difference a slight one. After studying more than 2,300 refugees who have fled the north over the past four years, anthropologist Sunyoung Pak has found that the average young northern male is 5.9cm (2.32in) shorter than his southern contemporary. The difference for women is 4.1cm (roughly 1.62in).
Kinda gives the term “midget sub” a whole new meaning.
Is this America’s future?
Didja know our average height is going down now anyway? Can u guess why?
Morons in Euro say it is proof of our bad diet, bad politics, and that it was Bush’s fault-— and no I am not kidding.
Can you guess why we are getting shorter while some other countries are getting much much much taller?
That’s four feet six inches. Yikes.
I guess when your populace isn’t eating, you’ll have to make some exceptions.
Not too long ago, even the average Nork soldier was a fearful thing. In combat capability, he was at least equal to a US Marine and in ferocity, probably much worse. If keeping the Kim dynasty in power was a strategy, it would be one of the most successful holding strategies in history.