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Or will this merely result in diet soda replacing conventional soda, since Splenda and aspertame both exist and are already sold in volume?
Or maybe one gets a black market of product labeled “diet” that actually has sugar in it.

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Or maybe one gets a black market of product labeled “diet” that actually has sugar in it.

Or maybe, if we are really, really lucky, sucrose (C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁) will be classified by the DEA as a Schedule 1 controlled substance so they can kick your door in and shoot your dogs in the middle of the night if some diabetic drug addict at the jail claims he bought some from you!

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Or will this merely result in diet soda replacing conventional soda, since Splenda and aspertame both exist and are already sold in volume?

I'd rather drink warm piss than diet soda.