Posted on 03/17/2010 12:41:52 AM PDT by stevie_d_64
Hey, kids! Here's something I bet you didn't know: Black people? Back in 1800 or whenever? They liked being slaves. True! Many savvy, industrious Negroes actually volunteered for that fine, desirable position. It was a completely balanced, fair, hugely successful system, until those damn liberals came along and ruined everything. I know, right? What a shame.
Do you know what else? America was wholly victorious in Vietnam. It's a fact! Kicked some serious enemy butt! Mission accomplished! Sure it was a little bumpy for awhile, but President Nixon, that great and wronged American hero, put us on the righteous path in the end, wrapped that sucker up beautifully and made America the noble Superman to the world. Hey, it's the truth! You can look it up in your history textbook!
Even more good, newly historic news: Despite what you may have heard from the liberal media, America has very much won its recent, God-sanctioned wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Angry Allah loses again! Just look at this handy diagram on page 281, Figure 4-9. See those little dark-skinned bodies stacked up neatly beside that minaret? Right next to that completely unstaged photo of the toppled Saddam statue? Look how many there are! Graphs never lie.
Did you know, back in the frontier days, that Native Americans welcomed the white man with open arms? Absolutely true. Those poor, sunburned people were so beaten down and exploited by their oppressive dictator "chiefs," they were forced to believe in all sorts of disgusting pagan sun gods and had to eat, like, rocks and snakes and stuff.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Oops, I forgot the “barf” alert...
But I have a note from my mother excusing my oversight...I’ve been a little sick over the last few weeks...
But I’m back!
/crutch ;-)
A bunch of sarcasm with no apparent point
WTF is this?
Oh, it’s San Fransisco, never mind.
Reviled Sam Frankdickso,
Please burn down again!
Sincerely,
Human Race
Wow. I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone pick a fight with a straw man and lose.
This man obviously prefers Howard Zinn’s version of history; that is history completely with out foot notes or real history.
This is about overpopulation. I have never seen a rebuttal before. It’s about time.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/features/view/feature/There-Is-No-Overpopulation-Problem-903
People from San Fransisco who are this bitter and unpleasant used to die quickly from AIDS. it sounds like this guy's cocktail is keeping him alive, but doing nothing to sweeten his disposition.
LOL, I briefly took the bait!
Morford. Barely worth reaching for the handle to flush that turd.
See ya!
What party were those liberals who freed those Negroes again?
If only the good navy man Carl Vinson was around to get it right.
Well I tried...;-)
Well they have this really big ship named after him (to remind some people)...That will be around for many years, even after I’m planted and pushing daisies...
Mark Morlock is still being paid to write?
Something is wrong there (upstairs in the head).
That would be like posting a thread on FR and having the tag-line: Send email because I never read the replies to a thread I posted.
These Leftist people have their own rules that makes sense to them, regardless at how demented it makes them look to normal people.
Someone should put that in a schoolbook.
Not to worry, if Mark Morford wrote it, the Barf Alert sort of goes without saying.
The kids know that the new texts are BS..
Perhaps if they got the kind of books I got(way back when) they might take more intrest.
What a loon that is all i need to say.
Yes, I noticed how he bewailed the fact that California could not “counter” the Texas board because they no longer had the purchasing power, and yet never questioned WHY they no longer have that purchasing power! I mean he concedes California is broke, but never questions why. Texas, for all his sarcasm about revisionist history, isnt broke. Maybe, just maybe, they know something that the smart liberal elites of SF don’t...
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