Wouldn't folks like a VIRTUAL* tour of the secr SACRED Mormon Temple?
Or one of the Living Prophet's living quarters; high in the sky over downtown SLC?
* It would HAVE to be virtual; for the mere PRESENSE of an unwashed Gentile (or even a non-TR holding MORMON) would DEFILE the place so badly it would have to be washed down thouroughly.
http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/temples/tour.html
Or you can go in person to one of the open houses before it's dedicated. There's one going on in Vancouver right now. See some olympic venues, have some fresh salmon, make a weekend of it.
I know you will enjoy Elsie... if only you could take time off of the Mormon bashing on FR... ;-)