"What's that smell, Rachel?" "Oh nothing, my brakes are just on fire."
1 posted on
03/12/2010 4:15:18 PM PST by
jdfromny
To: jdfromny
I assume that the state issued this twit a driver’s licence.To me,that’s the scary part of the story.
2 posted on
03/12/2010 4:21:07 PM PST by
Farmer Dean
(every shot that misses it's target is nothing but useless fireworks)
To: jdfromny
Had a coach to forgot to take the brake off the team van when we stopped for gas on the way to a tournament back in HS. About 5 minutes down the road one of the guys asked “What’s that smell?” We had quite a bit of laughs for the rest of the tournament and every tournament after.
To: jdfromny
That`s how she makes love, too.
To: jdfromny
There’s more to “croutons” than just salad!!
7 posted on
03/12/2010 4:34:50 PM PST by
djf
(Who says "The stuff of life" is not stuff? Mostly it's people who have the most stuff.)
To: jdfromny
But, officer! I thought it was a Prius and was protecting the owner from a horrible crash.
To: jdfromny; Slings and Arrows
the passenger, Shalaya Gatlin, 20I just bets she'll lay ya for $20!
10 posted on
03/12/2010 8:27:05 PM PST by
ApplegateRanch
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