Posted on 03/12/2010 8:32:07 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
b>AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I’ve only been able to catch bits of Rush these past 2 days while driving so couldn’t take notes. And my memory isn’t what it used to be. I heard him talking about the artist playing the Mozart F minor piece—phonetically I have “Grandes Excida” but not sure that’s right. Can anyone tell me what I should be looking for? It was just fabulous—he said the cd’s are flying off the shelves since he mentioned it.
BTTT
Will Barry use his Indonesian passport?
Note ‘biometric’ ID... for everybody, not just illegals.
Hey, whatever happened with the fence and entrance/exit tech?
Nevermind.
Yes, we must point out the positives... it’s only fair.
Good observation.
What a morning wake up call that would be. No thank you.
Perhaps the Kenyan one will be accepted as well. Loved the sign on I78 out side of Hamburg Pennsylvania. While driving East back to New York, Huge Bill Board towering over the highway: “Wheres The Birth Certificate”. Mrs. Winged Pegasus and I laughed our butts off!
You are good!
I spent the last five minutes trying to find It.
Ewww...
Thanks, I try when I can.
Dang...Rush is gone on Monday....Well at least Mark Steyn will be in .....he’s my favorite guest host...
Mine also.........
Orange County, CA going after Big Toyota
Big Tobacco, part 2, anyone?
I sure wish I could!
It sounds like the most recent accelerator problem with the Prius is a hoax.
Well this will give us something else to think about, won’t it.
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