Posted on 03/12/2010 8:32:07 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
b>AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hi CC
Can i join you and then we can get double the welfare checks!!!! (s)
A Hidden Tax On Cap Gains In ObamaCare?
Investors who have been paying close attention to the tax provisions of ObamaCare for the past year are no strangers to its new tax increases. There are tax hikes on medical device manufacturers, health insurance company CEOs, families of special needs children and (strangest of all) tanning salons. Yet the White House’s “compromise” health care outline released in February contains a damaging new tax hike on investors — a 2.9% surtax on “unearned income.” There is a high probability that this surtax will apply not only to interest and dividends, but also to capital gains.
http://www.investors.com/NewsAndAnalysis/Article.aspx?id=527031
Even though it was different it was the same sentiment.
STOP COPYING ME!
I don’t think even those dopes would believe that propaganda that the WH is issuing them. Good, Dims booing Dims. Hopefully they stop listening to that witch from the west as well. Gosh this making me so dang angry and sick to my stomach.
I have a dream where Nazi Piglosi not only loses her gavel but the numbskulls in San Francisco are sick of her as well and she loses her seat.
But alas, I don’t even know if she will have a challenger in her race.
No-— bloggin FR would never be allowed. FR will be excluded or gone —
Good luck with that.
Your statement highlights the Utopian warm-fuzzy mindset of many many any Libtards.
Wonder if Pelousy has a page designated to wipe her backside when she has to 'powder her nose'?
We can sure a gulag bunk.
The only way that will ever happen is if she croaks.
I said it first.
you mean share?? I don’t think The LTC would be happy about it.
I won’t make it to the gulag
Neither will a few brownshirts
That falls under the “chicks can type faster than guys because they make better secretaries” category.
What of the manager’s amendment?
BTW, did you offer Senator Reid prayers for his family (wife and daughter’s accident)?
As of 2 minutes ago, wife still in serious condition, daughter released.
http://www.rollcall.com/news/44131-1.html
If Obamopoly exists, I will buy it!!
Bad typo.
YO!
Nuts fer sure.
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