[Bad Jack Bauer]

This is why your young lady decided to have an affair with you. Women really don’t like to be married to pussies.

When he "tried" to talk to me (in between all of the disgusting sobbing and whining) I felt more frustrated than anything. I felt like grabbing him by the collar and slapping him, "Dude! I am doing your hot young wife. Cowboy up! DO SOMETHING!"

Instead we really flouted our relationship after that point for a couple of months. If he had shown even the least amount of nads we would have stopped seeing each other right away.

[wbarmy]

This really doesn't say much for you, does it. This sounds like you are trying to blame him for your lack of zipper control, and hers.

Why didn't you “Cowboy Up” and stop doing her? Even the guy in the country song “Lucille” had enough of a conscious that he couldn't do Lucille once he saw the husband.

What a shmuck!