[wbarmy]

This really doesn't say much for you, does it. This sounds like you are trying to blame him for your lack of zipper control, and hers.

Why didn't you “Cowboy Up” and stop doing her? Even the guy in the country song “Lucille” had enough of a conscious that he couldn't do Lucille once he saw the husband.

What a shmuck!

[Bad Jack Bauer]

Even the guy in the country song “Lucille” had enough of a conscious that he couldn't do Lucille once he saw the husband.

In the song the husband could not make a good enough arguement with just his own merits, he had to bring up his kids and the "crops in the field." Without his kids and farm on the line the other man would have not hesitated to have Lucille warming his bed.