Don’t mock my lentils: vegans to get discrimination rights

timesonline.co.uk ^ | March 7, 2010 | Marie Woolf

[mnehring]

Britain is circling the toilet.

Easier with all those Vegans not getting their protein and nothing but fiber. :->

[OCC]

I heard of a new religion that does not believe in wearing clothes in public or paying taxes... will they be protected?

[Gay State Conservative]

Easier with all those Vegans not getting their protein and nothing but fiber. :->

All too true.I'm told that those alfalfa sprouts will go right through ya!

[proud_yank]

You know every single vegetarian I have ever known ‘binged’ or ‘broke down’ with a nice hamburger. They then would go on about how bad they felt, or how terrible it tasted.

I can't figure out why they eat stuff made to look or taste like meat either.

I remember one telling me how excited they were to find tofu ham that looked, smelled, tasted like real ham, and even had the same texture as the real stuff. I asked why not just eat ham? Well, meat is bad for the environment. I didn't ask if they wanted me to do the material & energy balance of all that is needed to make a soy bean replicate ham :-)

[mnehring]

I have a friend from Honduras who I was trying to explain vegetarians. She was perplexed, and her only response was “..but sometimes you need a big old steak..”

[GladesGuru]

Albion is a tad perfidious these days.

[Sharrukin]

Same here. They even have tofu turkeys!

They are just bizarre people.

They also seem to be rather nasty and unpleasant as well. I have met one that was reasonably nice, the others were just obnoxious.

[thecodont]

I can't figure out why they eat stuff made to look or taste like meat either.

Seriously.

[Chode]

i'm surprised they don't file down their Canine teeth...

[BuffaloJack]

Vegetables are what food eats!

[quintr]

Seems like everyone but Christians get protection against discrimination.

[boop]

Don’t forget smokers, gun owners, or basically anyone “conservative”.

[proud_yank]

I have met one that was reasonably nice, the others were just obnoxious.

Same here. Many are well beyond smug too- orders of magnitude better than everyone else.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

You can live in my barn with all the other ‘old foggies’I’m responsible for these days. My Mother in Law thinks I’m KIDDING when I tell her she’s going to end up living in my chicken coop in her Golden Years if she doesn’t stop spending my money. *Rolleyes*

I’d do more for you Oldsters, but it’s my God-given duty and responsibility to earn money and keep it OUT of the hands of Government as it is...and it gets harder every year! Starve the beast! :)

[HenpeckedCon]

I'll only be happy when vagitarians like me have equal rights!

[dfwgator]

Vegetables are what food eats.

[dfwgator]

I didn’t climb all the way to the top of the food chain to eat tofu.