I’m gonna live forever! ;)
Coffee makes my heart beat irregularly. The doc said, well, FelineAIDS, if coffee makes your heart beat irregularly, then don’t drink coffee.
I promptly sued him for malpractice and am writing this from my yacht.
Surely they jest. Just half a cup of coffee or even too much chocolate, anything with lots of caffeine makes my heart beat very erratically. This study is a huge joke.
Yay!!
Put on another pot!
Now I have afib that won't go away (even after a cardioversion.) It looks like the next thing is an ablation.
NOW they say lots of coffee PREVENTS afib - so why am I drinking this decaff shit?
They’ve been saying for years that caffeine causes irregular heartbeats. Now they say it prevents it.
This is global-warming-think. It cuts down on snowy winters and it causes snowy winters.
They used to say a bullet to the brain was bad. Next they are going to tell me it is good.