Coffee makes my heart beat irregularly. The doc said, well, FelineAIDS, if coffee makes your heart beat irregularly, then don’t drink coffee.
I promptly sued him for malpractice and am writing this from my yacht.
Ha! Ha!
I have the same issue with my heart and caffeine.
I’d like a large piece of property with a meadow, view of the mountains, cozy home and a nice creek. Looking for a lawyer, now....... (hee, hee)