1st Annual African American Climate Change Conference

The Virginian-Pilot Online ^ | Feb 27, 2010 | Seneca Bock

[BubbaBasher]

Sixth Mt. Zion Baptist Temple at 3100 Butternut Dr in Hampton, VA hosting 1st Annual Regional African American Faith Community Climate Change Conference. Powerful workshops to help raise the level awareness about disaster preparedness (e.g. Katrina and Haiti), Green Youth, Pastor's Roundtable, etc..

Keynote address presented by the Rev. Lennox Yearwood, CEO of the Hip Hop Caucus. Yount adults encouraged to attend, and all pastors, ministry leaders, and community members.

[BubbaBasher]

This was listed in the local events calendar on the paper's web site. That's the complete listing but I thought many Freepers would get a kick out of it.

[svcw]

This is a joke site - correct?

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[choctaw man]

Oh puh leeeeeeeeezzeeeeeee

[BubbaBasher]

Nope. I wonder what qualifications are needed to be the CEO of the Hip Hop Caucus?

[ninonitti]

No mention of “Chillin in Chile”?

[Doc Savage]

Gore: I'd like to thank all of you Democrat plantation slaves for coming today. As you know our planet has only 36 more hours to live, and yet, YOU can make a still make a difference. Many of you have asked me, "Al, how can I make a difference?" Well, I'll tell you. By contributing today to the Al Gore Wind Farm Conservation Trust, the Al Gore Solar Panel Trust Company, and the Al Gore Plant-A-Tree for Gore Carbon-Offset Trust. There is still time to donate millions, even billions to these worthy causes.

Sure you're unemployed. Sure your broke and your homes have been auctioned off. But since you have absolutely NO future as a captive on the Democrat plantation, why not consider recycling your body and donating it to the Al Gore Soylent Green Foundation!

[BubbaBasher]

I guess this is more proof that GoreBull Warming really is a religion.

[svcw]

Ok, in a weird way....that ways funny!

[Mengerian]

From the classic movie, “Airplane”...

First Jive Dude: S#!t, maaaaan. That honky muf’ be messin’ mah old lady... got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home’, I can dig it. Know ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you, man!

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan’ see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol’ same ol’!

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in’, man!

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak ‘em...

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg ‘er down a smack ‘em yak ‘em!

First Jive Dude: COL’ got to be! Y’know? S#!t.

[paulycy]

Special Guest lecturer: Danny Glover.

[FlingWingFlyer]

What the heck is a “powerful workshop”? That’s just freaky.

[BubbaBasher]

I didn’t realize that the earthquake in Haiti was a result of climate change until now.

[Mengerian]

Look up “Ungawa Black Power.”

As they say, “Ungawa-Ungawa, I’s gots Black Power” Say it louder, “I’m black and I’m proud!”

[BubbaBasher]

Do you think "Yount adults" are anything like "Yoots"?

[hinckley buzzard]

Maybe they can get some of that afrocentric science involved, you know like the ancient Egyptians did with their ESP and flying machines.

[Mengerian]

It’s the ebonic plague!

Good thing the African-American community is taking global warming head on; especially given that global warming has truly been the at the center of the black community’s ills and struggle.

[Vision]

“Puttin’ the soul back in Global Warming”

[DwFry]

The Hip Hop Caucus is gonna change the temperature of the planet.....right after they learn to pull their pants up.

[BubbaBasher]

That’s it! The correlation we’ve all been looking for. As the pants get lower, the temperature goes higher. Maybe I can get a billion dollar grant to study this phenomena.