Hot dogs are extremely dangerous weapons:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/23/kansas-city-royals-hotdog-hot-dog-lawsuit-eye-john-coomer-slugger-the-lion/
insane
Let’s see—if your mother cuts the weiner into little bite size pieces, I guess that would make them less of a death trap, wouldn’t it? (Unbelievable! Let’s get the first lady all over this.)
How about they change the hotdog into an oreo cookie shape and the oreo into a hotdog shape and make everyone unhappy.
Ban the straws in cups at McD’s while your at it, dumba$$es.
They are about to reinvent the hamburger.
When hotdogs are outlawed, only outlaws will have hotdogs!
Time for a Blue-Ribbon Commission, a UN investigation,
and an EU and Obama edict.
MEANWHILE illegal aliens rape and murder more than
80,000 children a year. No problem there, because
the White House and Congress want this.
Here is one of the death mobiles used by the Hot Dog Industrial Complex.
My list continues to grow of things I need to stockpile as they are soon to be VERBOTEN in what was once America:
Ammo (always!)
Gold & Silver
Cigarettes (for bartering)
Toilet Paper
Garden Seeds
Coffee
Sugar
Salt
Light bulbs
Yeast
Fish Oil
Hot Dogs (2/26/10)
TOPIC: Why do hot dog BUNS come in packs of 8, while hot dogs come in pack of 10?
Talk amongst yourselves...
They should make hot dogs flat and round. And maybe call it bologna. Funny name but I think it will catch on.
I’m extremely sorry for the children that have died from eating a hot dog. But, come on 77 deaths in a population of over 300 million … give me a break. Please, government … leave us the hell alone.
How about cutting the dog up into little bitty pieces, like I use to do for my daughter. Or not serving them hot dogs at all. What a waste of money. Can’t people just think on there own? Do we have to have a government study for every stupid thing in the world???
They might as well ban cherry tomatoes while they’re at it.
I grew up eating hot dogs and managed to survive.
” Of the 66 to 77 choking deaths for children younger than 10 in 2006, hot dogs reportedly accounted for about 11 to 13 deaths.”
How can they not do something with acurate numbers like this?/sarc
Next the food fascists will go after “Hot Dog - The Movie”.
Leave Shannon Tweed alone. You can look at Michele Obama if you want to go blind. Or Helen Thomas.
If the govt bans hotdogs, what will happen to Barney’s Frank and Little Anthony’s Weiner? Or “Weiner Nation”?
What’s the problem? Linda Lovelace used to eat two-foot long Chicago Style kielbasas.
Call them “healthcare hot dogs”. Then you can cram them down, sight unseen, with gubbermint blessing.