[MinuteGal]

Letters, we get letters
We get stacks an' stacks of letters.....

(instrumental break)

Dear Perry....oops, Obama.....
Would be so kind
To fill a request
And sing.....oops, read
The songs.....oops, sob-story letters you like best.....

(full orchestra swelling)

Leni

[MinuteGal]

He just lectured the house like a political science perfesser.

Where's his blackboard?

Leni

[AGreatPer]

Such a waste of everyone’s time.