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U.S. first lady Michelle Obama (2nd R) watches a performance by music students from Myrtilla Miner elementary school during a special preview performance for the White House's annual Governors' Ball at the White House in Washington February 21, 2010.
She doesn’t know how to cross her legs properly. Of course....the badonkadonk extends down the back of the legs....so that’s probably her excuse.
I think I see a token soprano cracker in the NE quadrant.
Why does she never stand like a lady? The *wide stance* is disgusting.
Pull that skirt down, woman! No one wants to see those legs! (Barf.)
NOT THE BOOB BELT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Look at her thunder thighs
covered with cellulite,
her pricey boob belt,
all scream 'I'm an elite.'
Pump shoes and short skirt
are always funny to see,
Michelle's style is for the birds,
and to her it's all about 'me.'
Notice the children are all doing the mooshelle wide stance.
In the first photo, manshelle looks stoned. That face looks so plastic, artificial, unnatural.
What are her clothes trying to do, strangle her? that bolero (or overshrunk sweater)is too tight. The way her arms hang, makes me wonder if she has crabs in her pits. Her shoulders are up to her ears, her waist is up to her neck, her boobs at her navel. What better way to accentuate that but with a super shiny boob belt. She has superbly ugly knees and should not wear anything that exposes them. She needs to learn how to sit up straight. That thigh flab hanging over the chair is grotesque. Hasn't she heard of exercising? By the time 2012 rolls around, she'll be rolling. I'll forgive her for not knowing how to stand like a lady. She has to balance all that fat.
While her legs look good, this skirt is too short for her age, sitting down. That is more naked Michelle than anyone wants.
She looks great in black, but ruins the look by the stupid return of the boob belt, and again the child size 6X sweater.
It really makes her look like she has Popeye forearms, not unlike that famous photoshopped version. "Manhands" indeed.
When Michelle stands, it looks as though she is crowning with a 10-pound baby about to emerge.