To: afraidfortherepublic
I carry a package of bacon bits.
One TSA guy looked at them and blandly asked “Making a salad?”
I said “Naahhhh, it’s for terrorists.”
His buddy wanted to know what bacon had to do with terrorism...
17 posted on
02/20/2010 10:08:41 AM PST by
null and void
(We are now in day 394 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: null and void
20 posted on
02/20/2010 10:12:17 AM PST by
RaceBannon
(OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE IS SHOVEL READY...FOR SENIORS!!:: NObama. Not my president.)
To: null and void
I like your idea. Good for you! But next thing you know CAIR will have bacon bits banned from flights cause it would be considered a terrorist act against Muzzies.
22 posted on
02/20/2010 10:15:46 AM PST by
proudofthesouth
(Zero should spend all his time playing golf & keep his Marxist, Muzzie, Homo hands off our country)
To: null and void
Sprinkle the bacon bits from the door down the aisle Hansel and Gretel style.
26 posted on
02/20/2010 10:42:49 AM PST by
bgill
(The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
To: null and void
Bacon to a muzzie like garlic to a vampire. If only life were that easy.
To: null and void
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"Naahhhh, it’s for terrorists" Maybe practical, kinda funny, but saying stuff like that at a TSA inspection can escalate to a situation beyond your control, for sure ruining at least your day.
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To: null and void
I like the bacon bits idea.....I’m going to start doing that too.
42 posted on
02/20/2010 11:20:10 AM PST by
Ouderkirk
(Democrats: the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy and Sedition)
To: null and void
Think they’ll mind a whole hamhock?
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