Five Wacky Ways Libs Want to Fight Non-Existent Global Warming

Townhall.com ^ | February 16, 2010 | John Hawkins

[Doogle]

...so driving 1000 miles in a recycled paper car is good?

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[FrankR]

FOLLOW THE MONEY

[BuffaloJack]

> Wipe with one square of toilet paper. Sheryl Crow ... only use one sheet of toilet paper ... except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required ...

Industry studies have determined that 99% of the population use at least 7 and usually not more than 28 sheets.
That cow, Sheryl Crow, probably ought to worry about her own methane production before giving advice on topics she knows nothing about.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Note in daytimer: Don’t shake hands with Sheryl Crowe.

[SC Swamp Fox]

...so driving 1000 miles in a recycled paper car is good?

Until you crash, burn and release all your carbon quickly.

[Doogle]

yeah a simple wave would suffice

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

the "science" behind global warming seems to mainly consist of fudging data and making doomsday prophecies in return for grant money

You might need a WideloaD, but that would make an excellent 4 or 5 bumper stickers!

Maybe tighten it up a little. "AGW 'science' -- mainly fudging data & doomsday prophecies, for grant money." Might bring it down to 3.

Now, on a billboard it's no problem.

[mbynack]

Giant space mirrors

A couple of years ago I jokingly suggested fighting global warming with large amounts of tin foil in space. I didn't realize what a visionary I was at the time.

[MrB]

Gosh, they left out the TRUE goals/solutions of the left.

Global fascist gov’t by the elite.
Forced population control.
Wealth redistribution/theft.
Greatly reduced standard of living.

[Little Pig]

Hey, remember back in the ‘70s when these nuts wanted to fight global cooling by spraying coal dust on the surfaces of glaciers and icepacks to increase heat retention?

[mbynack]

I have a comment about the Sheryl Crow solution. Twenty years ago the panhandle of Florida was mostly owned by the paper companies. They had millions of acres of trees growing here for paper production. The demand for paper slowed, so the paper companies sold off the huge tracts of forests to developers, who clear cut the trees and build homes.

If you reduce the demand for paper you are killing trees. If you really cared about the environment, Cheryl, you would read more books and use more TP.

[Altura Ct.]

I’m melting...........

[NRA1995]

Giant space mirrors

A few years ago, someone suggested launching 16 million reflective Frisbees into the upper atmosphere to reflect the sunlight back to space. No justification for that number appeared in the article.

[paulycy]

A few years ago, someone suggested launching 16 million reflective Frisbees into the upper atmosphere to reflect the sunlight back to space. No justification for that number appeared in the article.

The article was written by a sales rep for Whammo.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

No wonder the moonbats love the murdering jihadists...they don't use toilet paper period.

Never shake hands with a RAT.

[PrincessB]

If my sister and I were the same size I’d be “renting” clothes from her all the time.

[Tanniker Smith]

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Inefficiency

In some workplace arguments, the only winner is the guy who runs away.

[rintense]

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