U.S. paving way to rebuild Haiti (With Bill Clinton in charge!)

Miami Herald ^ | 11 February 2010 | Jacqueline Charles

[IbJensen]

Billy's presence will guarantee that Haiti won't be better off a decade from now regardless of the hundreds of billions of dollars of money we don't have being spent.

[IbJensen]

Obama will make Haiti America’s 58th state.

[rhombus]

It seems that every 10 years or so for one reason or another the US has to keep running back and trying to straighten out Haiti. Talk about your quagmire!

[JohnLongIsland]

All the houses will look like the Clinton Bordello Library.

[tet68]

You know it’s going to be bad when they say
the process is going to be transparent,
just like the health bill.

[Bahbah]

Oh the opportunity for graft for Bubba.

[unixfox]

At the rate we are going America will be on the same level as Haiti in a few short years.

[bmwcyle]

Bill will rob the program blind.

[izzatzo]

This will a great opportunity for Slick to fatten his wallet; and, believe me, he will.

[Uncle Chip]

I heard several weeks back that the cell-phone rights in Haiti are jointly owned by Bill Clinton and the late Ted Kennedy. The cell phone towers will be top priority.

[Arthur McGowan]

New vistas for the Rapist.

[silverleaf]

all that money, all those black women-

Haiti could be heaven on earth for Bill Clinton as its new colonial governor

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Bill will do that Voo Doo that he does so well! Oh! Wait! It’s Haiti! That might just work! /s

[Trailerpark Badass]

Giving Slick Willie and his cohorts another opportunity to rob Haiti blind?

That's sick.

[wolfman23601]

I actually think this is a decent idea. As Christians, we can’t morally let all these people starve.

We could conquer them, but that would drain our treasury and there is nothing there worth holding onto.

We could feed them, but ignore the rebuilding, but then we don’t wnt 5 million of them showing up in Miami on rafts either. My friend is in the NYPD and says the Hatians are the worst. They live like animals.

As far as Clinton goes, he isn’t going to be interested in the women there so he might actually work efficiently!

[exit82]

Let the Saudis pick up the bill. Have they given a dime yet?

Alms, smalms.

[Jane Long]

So Hillary and Obammy finally found something/somewhere for Slick. It’s at least a four year project, I’m sure.

[massgopguy]

We’ll pay for Haiti to be rebuilt. Then Hugo and Fidel will sponsor the goon that will kick us out and turn it in to a “Worker’s Paradise”.

[Lockbar]

Klinton’s only in this for the graft and under the table pay-offs. Might be our chance to finally see him in prison (fingers crossed).

[hal ogen]

Ok, so I’m “mean spirited”. Since all Haitians didn’t get killed in the earthquake couldn’t they rebuild THEIR country? Maybe instead of being corrupt, voodoo worshiping, smoking weed and generally hanging out they could do something constructive for their country. And maybe the rich Haitians could empty some of their ill-gotten Swiss bank accounts to help THEIR country.