LOL! Great lines.
At another point in the movie (he drank a lot) he was coaching his secretaries what to tell the press if asked why he wouldn’t go into rehab ...The standard reply was to be: “Because they don’t serve scotch in rehab”.
A lot of hookers and bartenders are crying today.
Larry Liddle: Miss?
Charlie's Angel #1: Yes sir?
Larry Liddle: It seems to me lookin' around, that it's almost all women workin' here; and that they're all very pretty. Is that common?
Charlie's Angel #1: Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach 'em to type, but you can't teach 'em to grow tits."
Larry Liddle: Well, that's... charming.
He was always a straight shooter, never lacking for some great one-liners.
Back in the 1980’s - “The American people are smart - they elect a Democrat congress to protect their benefits, but elect Republican Presidents to keep their taxes low.”
When a heretofore obscure Primary challenger won a ten million dollar lottery jackpot midway through the campaign - “He can have this seat if he’ll hand over that lottery ticket.”
When learning he was the worst offender in the House bank overdraft scandal — “I never claimed to be an accountant.”