Snow plow operator to police, “But, but, but, the snowballs were coming from EVERYWHERE!!! There were so many of them!!!!”*crying now* “I was so scared...afraid for my life...I thought I had seen my wife and kids for the last time...” “Thousands of snowballs!!!!!!!!!”
“What??? Only two throwing them???” “ohhhhhh...”
Afterward, a lone survivor is being questioned by Lord Cornwallis. As the interrogation proceeds, it becomes clear that the British were wiped out by a single man.