Actually I was too busy pushing to bite. I just wanted it over with. But during my second labor, the woman across the hall kept saying “NeveragainNeveragainNeveragain”, called her husband dirty names and threw things. She kept the nurses busy.
"My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear " [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married." - Bill Cosby
When I was in labor with my first baby, a woman down the hall was alternately screaming obscenities then pleading “Sweet Jesus save me”.