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To: the invisib1e hand

Actually I was too busy pushing to bite. I just wanted it over with. But during my second labor, the woman across the hall kept saying “NeveragainNeveragainNeveragain”, called her husband dirty names and threw things. She kept the nurses busy.


32 posted on 02/06/2010 8:24:55 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: DJ MacWoW
But during my second labor, the woman across the hall kept saying “NeveragainNeveragainNeveragain”, called her husband dirty names and threw things. She kept the nurses busy.

"My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear —" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married." - Bill Cosby

38 posted on 02/06/2010 8:49:33 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: DJ MacWoW

When I was in labor with my first baby, a woman down the hall was alternately screaming obscenities then pleading “Sweet Jesus save me”.


72 posted on 02/07/2010 2:14:09 PM PST by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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