[dfwgator]

But during my second labor, the woman across the hall kept saying “NeveragainNeveragainNeveragain”, called her husband dirty names and threw things. She kept the nurses busy.

"My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear —" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married." - Bill Cosby

[DJ MacWoW]

I remember that. Entertaining if it wasn’t your experience. :-)