I just awakened. I live in the WDC area and there is a lot of snow. Its a “disaster” I tell you. Where is FEMA? Where is my trailer? Can I live in a hotel for years at your expense? What am I going to do? The sky is falling (actually, the “sky” did fall...a lot of it). Woe is me. Where are the federal workers to shovel my walk? Can’t nobama open his stash for me? I shouldn’t have to pay my mortgage. Where the hell is my free health care? I’m going to call algore today to see if he can give me some free carbon credits to burn in my fireplace. LOL...have a wonderful, wintery day!
What? You’re not out looting?