What?
Really?
Never mind....
Posted on 02/05/2010 8:07:59 AM PST by ConservativeStatement
SARNIA -- A Sarnia man who bruised his spouse from head to toe during a cocaine-fuelled evening that ended with the naked couple struggling on a neighbour's lawn was sentenced to house arrest in Sarnia court.
The 40-year-old man had previously pleaded guilty to assault causing bodily harm Oct. 1, 2007, but was also convicted of forcible confinement following a Superior Court trial.
A publication ban imposed to protect the spouse's identity prevents his identification.
The bruises on the woman's face, legs, back and arms were so severe she couldn't look at herself in a mirror, she told the court during a trial last November.
"He went ballistic on me," she said.
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Matt Lauer ?????
Nuts.
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Justice John Desotti concluded the woman, who is about seven inches shorter and 25 pounds lighter than her husband, had too many bruises for him to claim self-defence.
The couple admitted using cocaine that evening. He also drank beer, but testified neither substance affected his actions.
The confrontation took place in several rooms of their Sarnia home, including the kitchen, where the couple faced each other holding knives. At another point they were in a jacuzzi together.
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The husband realizes the relationship is now finished, said Stoesser
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Ya think?
I wonder if they had the decency to oil up first.
What?
Really?
Never mind....
“The couple admitted using cocaine that evening. He also drank beer, but testified neither substance affected his actions.”
No, they were on grass.
Cocaine is sooooo retro.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying, “You make too much money.”
Awww c’mon - just a little redneck fun that got outta hand!
Almost Michigan ping
Why? Were both eyes swollen shut?
He has to fall asleep some time,tie him up set fire to feet walk away.
Damn it! As usual my first thought is already posted.
Was talking about the point where they rolling around on the lawn!
OH!!!
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