We know you’re a citizen, you pillock.
But are you natural-born?
We're moderately sure, but there is still the outside chance that he was born in Kenya, or more likely Canada, when his mother had not lived in the US for the required 5 years after her 14th birthday. If that is the case, and he's never been naturalized, then he is not a citizen, not even a statutory one.
But are you natural-born?
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Obama, we know you were born somewhere, but were you born at Hawaii Kapiolani Hospital as you claim?
Obama, your 1961 Hawaii long form birth certificate will tell us if you were born at Kapiolani Hospital, or somewhere else.
I don't think that even dear Ms. Dr. Fukino would dare make a fake 1961 Hawaii long form birth certificate and secretly file it in the Hawaii birth records.
So, Obama, if someday we are lucky and Hawaii releases your long form birth certificate, I'm pretty sure that the hospital name on the birth certificate will be the correct name.
Obama, and what about the name of the doctor who delivered you? Can you give us his name?
Nothing is stopping you or your press secretary from publicly mentioning and praising your birth doctor's name at a press conference.
That is, mentioning your birth doctor's name in public is certainly not prevented by some so-called privacy laws that no one has ever heard about.
So why not do us all a big favor and tell us the name of your Hawaii birth doctor? Come on. Be brave.
Sadly, you won't give us his name, but his name is surely on your Hawaii long form birth certificate, if a doctor at Kapiolani Hospital delivered you at that hospital as you claim.