Posted on 02/03/2010 8:04:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I call BS on this story cause typically pot makes most anything but violent....I suspect booze too
'Yota's are very good cars for the most part!
I heard that Celica went another 55K before it was sold for $300 and then turned into a race car at a local track......hehehehehehe......what a life for 'Terry' (that was his name I gave him)
my friend....a beer is 6 bucks .... buffets are 10 to 20 bucks and if you do not add a buck tip ....per....forget gettin served TWICE......
... I was at the CITY CENTER grand openin.....now get this...you had to give the ho your money BEFORE she would get your drink.......I was beside myself
LOL!! LOL! LOL!!! Yup, that’s Zeewoe, fer sure!
A beer is $6 befoe the hoe flip & tip?? I won’t be drinking beer in public there....that is DFR!!
Are you talking about craps? My dad would play craps when he went to the casinos, I never learned how to play.
As far as Holdem goes the games are set and go and you can rebuy in which I don’t like. I prefer tournaments but if every table was a tournament the house would not make any money.
LOL! Go, Terry! :)
A pot head attacked the crew?
That’s unusual, they should have the opposite effect.
“A retard summit”?
Be careful Rush...
Rush, had Karl Rove made the comment Emanuel made, you think an apology would have sufficed?
I can hear the howling at Huffpo, DU, Kos, Firedoglake, and Media Matters.
Speaking of unemployment figs, IIRC, the Bureau of Labor Statistics has the Census Dept conduct household surveys to gather unemployment data, If I’ve got that correctly, seems to me that sorta survey would be very easy to mess with.
Esp if Census Takers belong to ACORN.
I can hear heads exploding now.
That occurred to me, too....
The Obama Youth have finally had a lightbulb go off in their heads and realize they will be paying for all this debt their entire working life.
I wonder what it’s like to have tax rates like Sweden? Luckily I’ll be dead before I have to find out.
Good Afternoon Goldstein,
The Brother is continuous in his message of rationing, belt tightening and by implication, uplifting the Egyptian social model as an attractive example of living a truly Pius and obedient life. He assures us that there will be more from less, myriad fish from the few and that the Ministry of Plenty will certainly INCREASE the chocolate ration from 30 to 25 grams per week. The Brothers Minion and Apostate, Warren Buffett amazes the world as the Ministry of Truth provides the cover needed to hide the insidious plot executed by the syphilitic mind of Joseph Stalin and now resurrected through the Brother and the apostasy of his financial handlers. The dream of the agricultural people mover from one rice field to the next may now become a reality as a result of Buffettes purchase of Burlington Northern - Santa Fe and it’s eventual marriage to the Brothers commitment to the Nations high speed rail. The dream of the masses toiling for the benefit of the State is not a psychopathic idea to the Brother, but a real Deviated Utopia which is obtainable in this new land of Alinsky and Mao.
God Bless. Never Forget, You Will Always Be BLAMED For Everything, AND, EVERYTHING Will ALWAYS Be YOUR Fault, BECAUSE, YOU ARE GOLDSTEIN!
I wish I knew what you just said
There's a reason I only sit at the bar and play video blackjack for free drinks when I go to Vegas. :-)
I heard that, I like when Rush gets a dig in on the BC issue too.
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