Posted on 02/03/2010 8:04:32 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
‘the man” is also an assumption to me for the record
ditto that.....they STILL make holes in the desert !
So this is what Obie means when he talks about “Family Values”.
Someday when I’m rich and famous and willing to risk some big money I’ll try something besides the slots.
I would love to bet on the Air Races in Reno. But the wife would kill me...LOL!!!
You’ve got a point!
But apparently not pedophilia.
you betcha.....blood still gets to my temples......lol
Go Judd!
for the record
a man gets one MILLION seconds of vacation time.....he is gone roughly 13 days
a man gets a billion seconds of vacation time.......he is gone roughly 33 years
a man gets a trillion seconds of vacation time......he is gone roughly 31 thousand YEARS
best example of million,billion,trillion I’ve seen
Never a doubt in my mind.
Go Judd!
And seat Scott!
This lady caller is retarded.
Nice example, too bad the math is off.
12 days
32 years
32 thousand years.
I was just looking at the map and then ordered Mrs S a second shovel from Amazon Prime so she can help.
Now we’ll be a two shovel family.
The Retard Summit is the best.
Good time to bring up healthcare and their ‘qualifications’ for treatment re: ‘productive citizens only’ are worthy.
hence the word “roughly”
only gots ten fingers and 9 1/2 toes
Looks like a rounding error to me...
He will not last the full first term.
what brings it down ?
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