[who_would_fardels_bear]

"There are only two sides, Christianity and Satan."

All Buddhists are satanists.
All Hindus are satanists.
All Shintoists are satanists.
All Muslims are satanists.
All agnostics, athesists, etc. are satanists.
Lots of people who call themselves Christians are really satanists.

[MrB]

Your post, if it wasn’t intended to try to shame me,
would be

ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE.